Surly Wench Pub
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Above, Stephanie, a surly wench, shooting a game
at Surly Wench, Summer 2004. Below, Al Foul twanging on stage.
IMAGES: CIA ROMANO ©2005 |
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424 N. Fourth Avenue
Tucson, AZ 85701
520.882.0009
Bless the Surly Wench for establishing another
non-idiocy outpost on Fourth Avenue, joining Plush
as an option for those who have been off the parental dole for more
than six months. Famous for its surly-hot bar staff (Eleanor
relocated here), the Wench is known for tough girls and rock dudes.
It's a great cross between dive bar and rock club; see four bands
in a night with ease (although some purists complain about the sound
system, it doesn't seem to scare any customers away). Be forewarned
- the bartender has veto rights over your jukebox selection. Female
patrons hate this and male patrons love it. Go figure -- more evidence
that some guys love the chase when it plays really-hard-to-get.
-Cia
Romano, fall 2004
CLUB DENIZENS 411:
Cover is cheap, and it keeps out the no-cover types
that roll down the block to Che's. Door staff friendly and smart enough to keep the fools out.
DRINKS AND MUSIC
Wide range of live bands leaning away from acoustic towards punk and thrash. Standard bar selections poured with élan.
HELPFUL
Do not, we repeat, do NOT offend or touch the bar
staff unless you always wanted to be the stunt man that gets thrown
through the saloon window. These girls mean business.
UNIQUE FEATURES
The chandelier and red-lit stage give the place a
certain bordello fabulousness. Lots of sisterhood in the bathroom
graffiti. The famous fishnet-leg lamp from "A Christmas Story" ("You'll
shoot your eye out!") stands above the bar. Triff painting of the
Wench herself, rumored to be Eleanor, on your right at the entrance.
PAST LIVES
Too many to count but one was definitely a horrific
frat bar.
Management:
Shaun hangs tough at the Wench.
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